Saturday, 2 May 2015

Eminem – Tylenol Island Lyrics

Slim mother fuckin' Shady....alright 
Missy Elliot, Timbo, c'mon, yo 

Verse 1: 

I'm homicidal, and suicidal, with no friends 
Holdin a gun with no handles, just a barrel at both ends 
Sprayin' techs at you 
Until you see your fuckin legs with the bullets holes and the exit wounds layin' next to you. 
Fuckin' mad dog, foamin' out the mouth 
Fuck mouth, my whole house is foamin' out the couch 
Jumped outta a 93 floor of a buildin' 
And shot every window out on the way to the ground(keep filmin) 
Woke up to a hospital staff 
Got up and laughed 
Chopped em in half 
And sufficated your oxygen mask 
Shit if I get any higher ima get the east and west beefin' again 
Fly back to Detroit and stand in the cross-fire 

(Ken Kaniff's voice) oh fuck...oh shit 
I got the hotel room ready 
What time are you gettin off.....work 
Or shall I say [Eminem - aight, yo, yo, yo one more time, yo]
What time are you comin' over 

Verse 2: 

Yo, yo, im only smilin' when im violent, 
Got on the plane wylin, 
Told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island 
Stewardess like "you restless?" 
"no bitch, im restful so hold this fuckin jet still so i can eat these pretzels" 
Forget school, 
The other kids are disrespectful, 
They hold me down and play connect-the-dots with my freckles 
I can't take it 
I'm tryin to gain weight, 
So I eat steak 
And swallow the whole plate 
And weigh myself, naked 
Without albums 
To teach kids family values 
Cuz every mom and dad should allow you to pop valiums 
And never hit someone unless you got a reason 
And if there ain't a reason 
Make one up - start swingin'