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Cheers to them for making good choices. And we're mighty glad they didn't open for these alternate career options.
1. Govinda - Fashion Designer
Imagine a ramp walk of models wearing something like this...
2. Tushar Kapoor - Underwear Model
I still can't get this nightmare out of my head!
3. Uday Chopra - Actor
Chopra Jr knows this to be true. He was polite enough to retire early!
4. Salman Khan - Driver
You know what I mean! :p
5. Sanjay Dutt - Criminal Lawyer
Let this photograph explain this one.
6. Alia Bhatt - Host Of KBC
Don't worry, Alia, we still love you.
7. John Abraham - Theatre
Hunk, yes. Actor, not really.
8. Shah Rukh Khan - Anti-Smoking Activist
Mother of ironies, anyone?
9. Ajay Devgn - Choreographer/ Dancer
My eyes hurt even at the thought of it happening!
10. Aamir Khan - Stand Up Comedian
Well, he didn't find the AIB roast funny!
11. Katrina Kaif - Hindi Teacher
Remember her accent when she speaks in Hindi?
12. Sunny Deol - Masseuse
"Dhai kilo ka haath" se kaun massage karwaega?
13. Emraan Hashmi - Civil Engineer
Very few girls in that field. How would Mr Hashmi survive in such surroundings?
14. Anil Kapoor - Own a hair removal cream company
Hair, hair, everywhere... Hair, hair, forever there...
15. Kamaal R. Khan - Himself
Well, we all know the "two rupees person" that KRK is. Can't stoop any lower, can he?
